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Rob Schneider on the differences between men and women has the crowd losing it. The popular funnyman shared his hysterical and insightful observations on the many ways in which men differ from women. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Robs comments about men and women, and how they are dissimilar from one another. No two people are the same. We are made to be individuals, not simply as duplicates and carbon copies. We have different thoughts, opinions, tastes and preferences. Our likes and dislikes are not 100 percent the same as someone elses. Honestly, who would want to be the same as someone else? That would make life a lot more boring. These differences can be observed in various ways. Even the two most compatible people will have some stark differences. This is especially true of spouses. Even people who have been married for decades will not see eye-to-eye on everything. There will be disagreements and arguments as a result, but that is a common occurrence in every relationship. Its a matter of accepting those differences and then working through them to reach a common understanding. In a clip posted on YouTube, Rob hilariously points out some of the differences that we may have overlooked between men and women. Some of them you may have noticed, and others you may have never thought of before. Either way, hell have you laughing the entire clip. Even a 3-year-old can tell you what a woman is, he said. A woman is someone who gets mad at you for something you did three years ago. A woman is someone who uses the tires of her car as curb feelers. Later in the clip, Rob states how a woman will check every lock in the house before going to sleep and will then make her husband do the same thing. He demonstrates how this will often result in an argument. Rob states that the women also seem to have a deep knowledge of things like room temperature, food portions and the correct clothes to wear and when. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians fake name backfires in the funniest way possible. The funnyman giving the cashier a fake name did not go exactly as he had expected, taking several very unexpected turns and detours. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when Aaron Weber decided to use a fake name. Everyone, unless they had some really strange parents, has a name. Now, maybe we like that name, or maybe we arent fond of it at all. Some, who may not enjoy their name for whatever reason, may choose to go by a nickname or shorten their name altogether. We all know people like this, and this might even include you. Additionally, there is another group of people who, again, for some reason, give people a fake name in certain instances. One of the most common instances when individuals use a phony name is when ordering coffee. Why do people do this? I have no idea. Perhaps, in their heart of hearts, they understand how truly awful that beverage is, but dont want others to know they drink it? In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron mentions that he uses a fake name whenever hes ordering coffee or giving it to a hostess at a restaurant, hell use a fake name. The name he uses instead of his real name? Doug. This particular time, he shares how using a phony name got him into a bit of trouble. When it came time to pay his bill, he pulled out his credit card. However, the name on the credit card did not match the name that he had given to the restaurant employee. Things quickly spiraled out of control, and he had to keep telling one fib after another because nothing he said worked with what he had previously said. See, honesty is always the best policy, especially when it comes to ordering coffee and food at a restaurant. Its just so much easier for everyone involved. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Watching television with Dad shouldnt be this hard, but it is. It should be a nice, relaxing time of watching a favorite program together, but that is usually never the case. Watch the short but hilarious clip that shows how some people struggle constantly with technology. Technology is continually improving, with new advancements emerging seemingly every day. What is new and cutting-edge today will be old news tomorrow. Thats why your phone is constantly telling you about updates to this and that app. Indeed, these advancements may make life easier and streamline various processes. But thats only after we learn what has changed and how the new update works. Technological improvements mean we must be continually learning, staying one step ahead of the technology. If not, then we are bound to be in some trouble and will always be asking other people for help with this and that. Lets be honest, we all know people like that, and it is no fun at all. A clip posted on YouTube shows what can happen when someone doesnt stay up to date with technology. Instead of streamlining things, this person would rather do things their way, which is no fun for anyone involved. The video is of a son simply trying to turn on his fathers television. All he wants to do is watch TV, which shouldnt be too difficult a task to accomplish, but where would the fun be if it were easy? Which clicker, Dad? You got eight clickers! the son tells his father. The father hilariously gets frustrated with his son and then walks him through his long, drawn-out, complicated process of turning on the television. His method for turning on the TV involves using three or four different clickers all different brands before the television will come on. Technology is nice, but for some people, a little goes a long way. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

You will never think of wake-up calls the same ever again after Nate Bargatzes take. The popular comedian highlights the strange and absurd nature of wake-up calls, doing so with a wealth of humor and truth. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate has to say about setting up and requesting a wake-up call at a hotel. No one enjoys getting up in the morning. I can think we can all agree that the absolute worst sound in the world is whatever noise your alarm clock makes to ensure you get up and out of bed. It doesnt matter what the alarm is; hearing it one too many times in the morning when youre waking up, and youll hate it forever. Now, when people wake up, they simply set an alarm on their phone. However, before every member of society had a cell phone, and someone was staying in a hotel, there was something called a wake-up call. They are basically exactly as they sound. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains how truly odd wake-up calls were and still are. When I first started going on the road, I would have to do a wake-up call, he said. Thats how I got up in the morning. Id have to call a guy I dont know, and just be like, Will you wake me up tomorrow? But as Nate continues, the idea of a wake-up call becomes even more odd. Thats the last person I would talk to, is him, Nate said. I would call my wife then a man Ive never seen. You promise youre going to wake me up tomorrow? We would tell each other good night. No one enjoys setting the alarm on their phone for the next morning, but at least you do not have to request a wake-up call. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Her honest thoughts during staff meetings are hilariously relatable. This woman gives voice to many of the same thoughts that have crossed your mind at one time or another during workplace meetings. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to her funny and relatable thoughts during staff meetings. Going to work and being a professional means doing and participating in a lot of stuff that is rarely, if ever, enjoyable. Everyone needs to make a living and wants that paycheck, so well suck it up and do what we have to do. Money talks and can also make people do things that are not at all desirable, such as attending staff meetings. Weve all worked at a place where attendance at monthly staff meetings is mandatory. Yes, well make sure to be in the conference room 10 minutes before the meeting is scheduled to start. But internally, were grumbling, knowing that little actual information will come from this monumental waste of time. If only we could say what we wanted to about these meetings and keep our jobs, wouldn't that be ideal? Well, in a clip posted on YouTube, a woman says what weve all thought at one time or another. All these words and not one of them is you can leave early, she said. I would rather have a root canal than be here right now, she added. Yes, Im nodding, but no, I aint listening, she hilariously states. Im thinking about what Im going to have for supper. I loved how we solved nothing and somehow still ran out of time, the woman adds later in the clip. These comments, along with others she makes in this clip, are hilarious and relatable, likely to remind you of your state of mind when youre in those many, many staff meetings. At least you arent the only person who dislikes staff meetings. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This wifes coffee shop prank has the whole place cracking up. She employed a unique and unexpected method to make several people laugh in a public setting. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about the practical joke and how it all went down. Life can be a bit heavy and serious at times. There are more than a few situations and circumstances that will cause us to consider how everything can change in an instant, without a moments notice. We all know this can happen, but we dont really think about it until it actually occurs. Typically, these monumental, life-changing situations are not accompanied by much laughter or many smiles. So, thats one of the reasons why its always a good idea to do so whenever possible. Who doesnt want to laugh and smile more often? A wifes hysterical prank on her husband at a coffee shop left several people laughing. In a clip posted on YouTube, the husband explains that he was at a coffee shop, having just placed his order and was waiting for his drink. Unfortunately, because of what happened after he put in his order, he says he now has to find a new place to pick up coffee. It was all his wifes doing, and she wasnt even with him at the time. Did you know that in almost every major coffee shop, including Caribou Coffee, you can change the name of the person ordering in the app? he says. And that way, the barista has to say the new name. Whatever that new name may be. I did not know that. I know that now. I know that now all too well. He goes on to say that while waiting for his drink, the barista put a coffee out and then said, Coffee for Chatty Daddy. This went on for several minutes, with the barista continuing to say this name as the store grew increasingly full. Eventually, he realized that Chatty Daddy was him. His better half, through the app, changed the name on his order, giving everyone in the store a good laugh. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian gets schooled by his wife on towels, and married folks everywhere will relate. The funnyman learned that not all towels are made to do the same thing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how this comedian was given an education in towels by his better half. Everyone uses towels. They are made of cloth and are used to absorb and clean up messes. But if you thought that all towels were made to do the same thing, you have another thing coming. If you havent learned this yet, you may want to listen up and save yourself the stern lecture that is likely to follow. Although they may look similar and be made of the same material, not all towels serve the same function. Some towels, for some incomprehensible reason, are made to look at they hang in a spot to make the room look pretty. Also, some towels are used for different parts of the body. Oh, and if you see a towel in the kitchen, it's best to ask if it can be used to clean up a mess or spill. Thoroughly confused yet? Well, you and comedian Andrew Packer are in the same position. In a clip posted on YouTube, he explains how his wife ensured he learned about the various functions of towels. Dried my feet off with the wrong towel, he said. She watched me do it. She asked anyway. What did you just do just now? I dried my feet off with a towel. What kind of towel is that? The closest? While that seems like the correct and logical answer, Andrew learned that he was terribly mistaken. Specific towels serve specific functions, and when that is not followed, everything can deteriorate very quickly. Any married man is likely to identify completely with Andrews towel predicament. This is almost as bad as what can happen when the correct pillows are not used, too. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

The Mamas Family crew tried fine dining, and a hilarious disaster followed. They went out to a nice, expensive restaurant, and things went about as well as you would have expected. Watch the hysterical and iconic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show that will keep you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. Fast food is not the healthiest type of cuisine in the world, a fact that is widely acknowledged. Despite its lack of nutritional value, it is often very convenient, which makes it always appealing. It can be easily picked up on your way home from work. A quick pit stop at McDonalds, Wendys or Arbys and youve got dinner for the evening. However, there are times when you want to eat out but crave something a little better than a Big Mac or a Whopper. Sometimes fine dining is what were after and then its off to a fancy, upscale restaurant we go. Mama, Eunice and Ed were doing just that and treated themselves to a place they didnt frequent often, or at all. Right from the get-go, its clear that this outing is destined to end in total disaster. When Ed approaches the restaurants host, he makes it clear that they are all here to take full advantage of the free pass that was given out last month to the mall merchants. After Eds loud declaration, things only go from bad to worse. When the trio is finally seated, Ed is overtaken by the large numbers on the restaurants menu. He immediately wants to know what everyone else in the restaurant does to afford such prices. You going to tell me all these people here are laying out prices like this for just one meal? Ed, played by Harvey Korman, asks. Wonder what they all do for a living; must be crooks. Following a long, loud series of interruptions and disruptions, the trios meal ends abruptly. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

If you have a teenager, this hilarious clip will hit way too close to home. The mother responds to her teenage children with some quick-witted and downright hilarious responses that will leave you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she said that is sure to have you laughing long after the video ends. Parenting is not an easy objective. Sure, from the outside looking in, to the person who is not a parent themselves, raising a child may sound like a simple, straightforward task. Heck, when watching an experienced, veteran parent swiftly and delicately handle a situation theyve encountered thousands of times, it may even appear that way. But, as anyone who is a parent knows, there is nothing easy or simple about parenthood. Children do not arrive in the world with a manual or a set of instructions. How much better would things be if that were the case? If you had any questions, you could turn to page 44, and right there, in black and white, would be the correct response. Unfortunately, that does not happen, in case any future or potential parents were wondering. However, what does happen as a parent is that your job gets more difficult as the child grows, particularly when they reach the teenage years. You thought the terrible twos were bad; you havent seen anything yet. Wait until they start developing things like opinions and facial hair. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman shares her hilarious response to her teenage children. He had a mustache and a bedtime, she said. So weird. She thinks Im old because I use punctuation, she added. Hes 12, and hes already a backseat driver, the woman stated. Mom, use your blinker. Boy, you cant even multiply fractions. He told me I was cringe, she later said. This is coming from someone with dried-up cereal on his shirt. For many parents, some of these interactions and hysterical back-and-forths likely sound familiar. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A voice actor outsmarted a scammer in the funniest way possible. The talented young man utilized his awe-inspiring vocal talents in a slightly different way and decided to have a little fun at the expense of someone who was hoping to swindle him out of good, hard-earned cash. Watch the short but immensely funny clip to hear how the man of many voices was able to use his talents to derail the scammers nefarious plans. Unless youre born into an uber-wealthy family or are one of those trust-fund kids, finding a way to earn a living is crucial. No one is simply going to hand you a wad of cash each week just because you exist. While that might sound like a preferable and ideal situation, the fact of the matter is that its not realistic. So, because people dont hand out bricks of cash with regularity, getting a job is a must, a necessity. Most of the population works a 9-to-5 job. Its how people are able to afford to live, pay their bills and cover all the other unexpected expenses that come with being an adult. Now, granted that the job is good, honest work, there is absolutely no shame in having a 9-to-5. In fact, many people take great pride in what they do. However, there are always people who are looking to take a shortcut, an easy way, especially when it comes to making a living. In a clip posted on YouTube, Brian Hull recalls the time he encountered one of these kinds of individuals, a scammer, who are, no doubt, some of the lowest of the low. Instead of allowing himself to get swindled out of money, Brian put his unique talents to work. He imitated the voice of an elderly gentleman, and in a matter of seconds, he had the scammer so confused and upset that they were unable to continue the conversation. Eventually, the would-be criminal, seeing that his efforts were in vain, hung up. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Mike Goodwin has given a detailed description of Waffle House, and its comedy gold. The popular funnyman will have you cracking up long after the video ends with what he says about the beloved fast-food chain. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about Waffle House. If were being completely and totally honest with ourselves, we could all eat better. Even people who do their best to cut out this and avoid that know there are still areas of their diet that they could improve. Perhaps eating better is a goal of yours, or maybe its not. Regardless, consuming a better, healthier diet is something most people are concerned about. One of the easiest and most immediate ways to improve our diets is to avoid and eliminate fast food altogether. That would work, without a doubt. But who really wants to do that completely, right? Things that taste good often taste really good and can be tough to give up. So, indulging at a favorite restaurant now and then is OK, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike discussed one of his favorite restaurants, Waffle House. Most people have likely visited a Waffle House at some point in their lives, but for those who have not, Mike provides a detailed and hysterical description of them. Think of a restaurant in a gas station, minus the gas station, that is the Waffle House, Mike said. And Im a connoisseur. I love it. I have a rewards card. They dont even have a rewards program. I just took a Sharpie and an index card. Later in the clip, Mike does not have any complaints with the Waffle House but does with the individuals who frequent that establishment. People come to the Waffle House with unrealistic expectations, he said. They come to the Waffle House with Cheesecake Factory expectations. He added that he overheard a woman who was all in an uproar, demanding to speak to the manager. Mike hilariously reminded her where she was and who she was likely to talk to as a result. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This comedian tried to give his daughter the perfect way to combat bullies, but it didnt go as expected. They still need to put in some work on this strategy because it appears that something may have gotten lost in translation. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what advice he gave his daughter and what happened when she tried it out. The world is not always and, in fact, is rarely a friendly place. Instead, its typically cold-hearted, cruel and uncaring, with everyone seemingly out for themselves, not caring who they hurt in the process. We see this type of behavior play itself out every day in many different ways on social media, in the news, in the office and so on. But no matter how awful someone may be on Instagram or at the workplace, odds are its nowhere close to how the bullies are on the playground. Children can be unbelievably cruel to one another. Most seem to have an ability to instantly pick up on a weakness or sore subject. And when they do, they will hit that relentlessly and without mercy. So, understanding how kids are in school, Rob Ward wanted to help his daughter out before she became a bullying victim. He wanted to give the young woman a way to defend herself, just in case she ever found herself in the sights of a schoolyard bully. So, what did he do? He gave her a phrase that will surely defeat and deflate any possible teasing or ribbing. So, I told her, Look, baby, daddy was pretty good at cracking jokes, he said. Im going to teach you how to defend yourself. He told her that no matter what a bully says to her, she should respond by saying, Yo mamma. Later in the clip, Rob mentions that after he had practiced this with his daughter for several weeks, a friend of his came over and put her through a little exercise to see how she used this new phrase. The little girl responded to the light ribbing by saying, My mamma. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedic spin on a favorite '90s hit is too funny to miss. Buckle up, be prepared to laugh, and share it with your friends. There are moments on the internet that feel less like content and more like a mirror you didnt ask forbut absolutely needed. The Holderness Familys parody about having a Trash Car, set to the tune of Tracy Chapmans Fast Car, is one of those moments. Its funny, painfully accurate, and somehow comforting all at onceespecially if you have kids. Once upon a time, your car was your baby. The seats were clean. The floor mats werent textured. You wiped the dashboard and took care to remove every last crumb. You probably didnt eat in the car, and if you did, it felt mildly rebellious. Then you had children. Now the car is less of a vehicle and more of a mobile lost-and-found, a drive-thru archaeology site where months-old breakfast sandwiches go to rest in peace. Theres always at least one lone cleat rolling around, never its matching pair. Stale French fries appear from nowhere. Granola bar wrappers multiply like theyre on a mission. The Holderness Family captures this reality perfectly, especially with the line about the third row: I didnt think about the third row. I didnt know that is where the cleats all go. Because the third row isnt a seatits a portal. Things disappear there and only resurface when a friend climbs in and politely asks, What smells like old ketchup? What makes the parody so relatable is that it highlights the great parenting paradox. You can keep the house mostly together. You light a candle. You shove laundry into a room no one will open. You fluff a pillow and call it good. But the car? The car is wild. You clean it, feel proud for exactly twelve minutes, and then your kid dumps a bag of Cheetos all over the backseat. Thats when hope quietly exits the vehicle. The comments on the video speak for themselves. People call it both hilarious and an absolute nightmare. Others praise the vocals and lyrics, describing it as a masterclass in parody. Moms everywhere laugh because they recognize themselves in every line. The trash car isnt a failure. Its a sign of a full life, of practices, carpools, snacks on the go, and days lived in between. One day, the seats will be clean again, and the crumbs will be gone. But for now, the trash car tells a story. And somehow, its a love storyfries, cleats, and all.

This womans church potluck commentary is the funniest thing youll hear today. She does not hold back, providing one hysterical comment after another, questioning food that youre likely to find at a large pitch-in meal. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what she has to say, which will have you rolling with laughter. Everyone loves to eat. Is there anyone who does not enjoy consuming delicious, mouth-watering food? I can say, without a doubt, that most of the population, somewhere between 99.8% and 99.9% of the population, does. The only reason I dont say 100 percent is that there is always an outlier, someone who has to throw off the results, even when it comes to something as noncontroversial and straightforward as the joy of eating. Now, while we all enjoy stuffing our faces with delectable food, what people determine as edible will differ significantly. We all have different tastes and preferences when it comes to food. However, at times, whether we eat something also has to do with how the food was prepared and who prepared it. And if you say that doesn't play a role, thats fine, but know that everyone understands you arent telling the truth. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman imagines what people say when they spot some food at a church potluck. What she says is not only hilarious, but honest and relatable. Again, she is giving voice to similar thoughts that have gone through your head when at a large pitch-in dinner, such as a church potluck. Well, I dont care who prayed over it, she says. That chickens still raw. If I wanted salmonella, Id go lick my chicken coop. I seen that macaroni on her Instagram three days ago, thats leftovers, she added. Those are just a few of the hilarious comments and witty sayings she spouts in this hysterical clip. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Anjelah Johnson-Reyes shares what its like watching movies with her father. The popular comedian mentioned that viewing a film with her dad is an experience unlike any other. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Anjelah discuss what shes likely to hear when she settles in to watch a movie with her dear old dad. The world is often an insane and unpredictable place. Given the current and ongoing state of our world and society, it can leave most people feeling anxious, resulting in a significant amount of stress and worry. Of course, being in a perpetual state of unease and distress is no way to go through life. Its not healthy, physically or mentally. Thats why escapism and hobbies are necessary from time to time. Turning your brain off and relaxing can do a world of good, and it will hopefully put you in a better, calmer state of mind. Watching television and movies is one of the most popular forms of escapism. Just grab the popcorn, hit play and prepare to be entertained. Although, as Anjelah hilariously explains in a clip posted on YouTube, its not always that simple, especially when shes watching a movie with her father. My dads the guy, who, during an action scene, he is counting the amount of bullets coming out of a gun for accuracy, she said. And the second they go over the allotted amount of bullets for that type of gun, he has something to say about it. You think youre just watching a movie, hes silently fact-checking. Aww, cmon, 47 bullets in a Glock? This isnt real. Earlier in the clip, she pointed out that her dad will also reach out to the Lord on the actors behalf if anyone on screen utters any profanity. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Youll never hear the Imperial March the same way after this rubber chicken cover. When it comes to unique and unexpected covers, this one may take the top spot. Watch the short but hysterical and jaw-dropping clip to hear this familiar and iconic tune performed in a way that you have never heard before. Musical covers are here to stay. Thanks in large part to YouTube and shows like Americas Got Talent, The Voice and American Idol, covers have experienced a massive resurgence as of late. Those who are not fans of covers will be sorely disappointed, as they are literally everywhere. Even some of the most respected and well-known musicians and bands occasionally perform covers. While most people do not have a problem with covers, I think I speak for the majority when I say that we want them to be original in some way. Dont simply give us a duplicate, a carbon copy of the original. If thats the case, well listen to the original. Instead, change things up a little, make the song your own and show a bit of creativity and originality. For those who prefer their covers to be completely original and unique, this clip posted on YouTube has got you covered. A musician, dressed as the dreaded Star Wars villain Darth Vader, plays the Imperial March not with actual musical instruments, but with a collection of rubber chickens. Yes, you read that correctly. Your eyes are not deceiving you. This man, instead of using actual instruments, opted for squeaky chickens. And surprisingly, it does not sound half bad. Who would have ever thought that one of the most recognizable tunes of all time would sound great if it were played with rubber chickens? Im guessing the answer is most of the population. Either way, Im sure youll want to watch this crazy cover performance multiple times. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.